Category: Writers Block
Valentine's Day is for pussies.
They're something you can't satisfy.
It matter's not what gift you give them,
they bitch, and they nag, and they cry.
So fellahs get shit for your ladies.
They're too selfish to get shit for you.
This holiday is so disgusting,
it just makes me wanna puke.
Valentine's Day is so pointless.
The creator was of the womankind.
A selfish, greedy bitch
with only females on her mind.
How dare we disrespect the gender
that God put in charge of the world?
He obviously couldn't place such a task
in the self-absorbed hands of a girl.
This poem is dedicated
to every man's bitch and whore.
She's fat and ugly, and that ring on her hand
should be returned to the store.
It's not the gifts the ladies want.
They fake and they pretend.
This day was made so they'd have a reason
to annoy you, then say it's the end.
I know this is a little harsh,
but the fact of the matter is:
the teddy bears, boxes of chocolates
late dinner and a kiss--
it's all for her and none for you.
You're wasting your money away.
If you'd like to worship the female gender,
then come embrace Valentine's Day!
LMFAOOOOOOo OMGGGG raven i love you lmao
and btw i got my man something
Wow! A little harsh? Lol!
But I do have to agree this holiday makes me sick to my stomach
While I don't agree with every sentiment in this poem, I think it's brilliant, and more so having been written by a female. Raven you're great.
hmmmm. now I doubt whether this poem writer is really a female?
I agree with you though.
Raaj.
LMAO! Wow. This is awesome, seriously. Made me laugh extremely hard. The first stanza is without a doubt the best, and I agree with Kevin, so much better because it was written by a girl. Lol, great.
Kudos to you, Janelle! Love ya!
I don't celebrate Vagina Day. And here in the Midwest, we also have Sweeties' Day. It's in October though. . Kiss my ass! If you love or intensely like somebody, you should show it everyday.
wow, nice, very nice okay why can't those as u call them selfish bitches, become less self centered, your man who's with me, who like and aims to please your man.
can I get a hell yah. lolwoow
sorry that didn't come out right that last part i meant to say
who likes to aim to please your man, I aim to please my man. can I get a hell yah
way to go on this poem it makes it even cooler because it was written by a female
Wow! That was amusing.
my old favorit how ever unrelated is.
Roses are red,
violets are black,
Why is your front,
as flatt as your back,
Lmaooooooo! Fucking hilarious!
LMFAO RAVEN! just lmfao
I have to ask a serious question. So, do most people think that if you can't celebrate Valentine's day the traditional way, your only other choice is to just not do it? Who says so and what will they do to you if you, for example, decide to really stir things up by going out with friends or having a movie night or just doing anything more fun than moping around because you're not coupled. It may not be something you can market or advertise, but you can't let TV commercials tell you how to live your life, can you? Am I being all silly and idealistic here?
Vagina day? Holy shit. I love you Raven.
Honestly, I don't think people give a shit whether a person is single or not when it comes to celebrating Vagina Day. Not that I know of anyway. I'm sure no one would start a boycott or riot if someone sent flowers to their self, or if one did just celebrate with friends.
If someone thinks it's a problem, they need to go to school, and get an occupation and a significant other.
Heehee. Yay Raven.
roflmao Raven. omfg, that was wicked funny. and vagina day? lmaoooo
Holy mother of shit, that was fucking great. can you teach me to write poetry like that?
I might be willing to teach you how to write poetry like me, as long as you can keep from calling me the holy mother of shit. lol
rofl. Sorry about that. *looks extremely embarrassed*
Wow. . . That's all I have to say.
lmfaoooo! nice poem
Nice poem especially written by a girl? Well, I don't like Valentines Day as well. I think its just a waste of time and money, and it gets too focused on relationships. I definitely agree with poster 9, if you love or like someone, you should show that person everyday, and not only on that day. Since its hearts day, it does not necessarily mean that you celebrate it with that special someone. You can celebrate it with your group of friends and still have a good time.
I read something sort of like this someplace else... Still good though.